I spent twice as long on the Eurostar today as I did in the meeting. Blasted fire!
It’s a very very sad thing to confess, but I get more work done when I’m stuck on the train than I do when I’m in the office. There are no distractions.
The solution is simple. I’m going to spend the next three weeks building a Wallace and Gromit style miniature railway in my office, and if anyone challenges me as to what I’m doing, I’ll just say that it aids departmental productivity.