Tuesday, 31 July 2018

What could go wrong?

A free haircut.

Well, the youth have to learn on somebody's head, so why not mine? I have an /extremely/ fine head of hair. Thick and lustrous. With a hint of of the sensual. Er, OK.

My experience thus far is sitting and waiting but I did overhear "I'll just fetch a plaster" which wasn't all that reassuring.

If you don't see me in public for weeks feel free to assume it didn't go well.

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